well kiddies. it's been some time now hasn't it. this lj
has taken a back seat to the world's latest epidemic. forget aids..
forget starving children... myspace has taken over, killing the
pre-teen population little by little. I sure do admit that I love those
cool kids with their artsy photo taking abilities. Who would have
thought that half of your face at a particular angle could make you
look like you weigh 105 whereas in reality you weigh 245 pounds. At
least they look cool…barf. (im not a hypocrite… my myspace actually is
cool)
So I am at the end of my first semester as a college student… more like
a 13th grader. Only 122342387623462 more years to go! Hollar!
Challenge for the month: learn to carry 3 cups in one hand. I
will no longer allow my miniscule hands to deprive me of a normal life.
I will defeat my deformities!
“Thank you for tuning into Channel 4 news. This is Kimberly Mercado
reporting. Back to you Colleen.” --That is my calling indeed. Either I
shall draw the paint on those bitches.. Or I will be one! Just watch!..
Literally.
The jingle bells are growing nearer.. The moms are empting out their
bank accounts.. And the kids are being super virtuous. What does that
mean? Santa clause is coming to town! Yes… I have already exceeded my
budget once again…yet this year I have learned my lesson. Only a few
kids get presents… the rest gets coal! No worries “the troll” may have
won the battle but I will win the war. That bitch aint got nothing on
me.
7 months. 7 months ago tomorrow grungy kim died. God rest her soul.
Shall she live in everlasting peace for all of eternity. Starbucks has
saved my life in more ways than one. Riz… I love you.
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